Happy Birthday Voicemails

I have been wanting to put these two voicemails on here since August, but my internet is too slow at home to load them.  I finally brought my camera to work and loaded them here. 

Do I purposely not answer my phone on my birthday so I can recieve such classic Bedford voicemails??

...you will never know

Happy Birthday to me via mi mama =)

I have another one from Garrett, but it won't for the life of me load!  It's driving me crazy...I have tried at least 20 times and it just says there is an error loading.  I'm not giving up!

...I do not know why we do the things we do...